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the cullens have msn?

edward made a mistake

Bells913 has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller: Hey . . . um . . . I’m guessing you’re Bella?

Bells913: You know the answer to that, don’t you?

FortuneTeller: Ah. Yes. It is you.

Bells913: So you FINALLY got a MSN?

FortuneTeller: Yes. Do you like my name?

Bells913: Yes. Do you like mine?

FortuneTeller: Um . . .

Bells913: ALICE!

MountainLion has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller: Edward?

MountainLion: Greetings, Alice.

Bells913: Edward! Hi!

MountainLion: Hello, Bella. I took your advice and got an-

FortuneTeller: HA!

Bells913: What?!

MountainLion: Grrr. It’s Emmett. I knew I shouldn’t have told him I was getting one of these.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has entered the chatroom.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: HI!

Bells913: Hi, Emmett . . . Edward’s mad at you.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Yo, Bella. And isn’t Edward always mad at me?

MountainLion: Not mad. Just annoyed.

Bells913: Why?

FortuneTeller: Isn’t it obvious, Bella? Edward’s mad because Emmett copied him.

Bells913: What . . . ?

MountainLion: -sigh-

Bells913: OH. I see. Emmett did sort of copy Edward.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: What? No, I didn’t!

MountainLion: Yes, you did, Emmett, and you know it. And I know it, too.

FortuneTeller: Emmett, why exactly did you copy Edward?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I DID NOT!

MountainLion: Ahem. I told you yesterday that my new MSN was MountainLion, which as you know is my favorite . . . ah . . . meal. And then you name yours after an IRRITABLE GRIZZLY, which you told me was what YOU enjoyed the most.

Bells913: -snickers-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Edward, you’re just looking for an excuse to get ticked off at me.

MountainLion: How very uncharacteristically astute, Emmett.

FortuneTeller: Here comes Rosalie . . .

EveryRoseHasItsThorns has joined the chatroom.

EveryRoseHasItsThorns: Hi.

FortuneTeller: Hi, Rose.

Bells913: Er. Hi, Rosalie.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: HI, ROSE! -big sloppy smooch-

FortuneTeller: -looks away and gags-

MountainLion: Oh. Hello, Rosalie.

Bells913: Hey, Rosalie, what’s the story behind your MSN name?

EveryRoseHasItsThorns: Oh. Yeah. Edward thought of it. I thought it was pretty, in a way, and of course the whole “Rose”� with my being “Rosalie”�. But other than that, there’s nothing special about it. No secret meanings or anything.

MountainLion: Are you sure about that? -coughs and tries to hide smile-

FortuneTeller: OMG. I get it. Ha.

Bells913: Alice, what are you talking about?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -raises eyebrows-

EveryRoseHasItsThorns: Wait a minute. WTF? Edward, WHAT are you talking about?

MountainLion: Oh, ponder it for a moment, you’ll work it out.

FortuneTeller: You better watch it, Edward. She’s going to be awfully mad.

Bells913: MAD ABOUT WHAT?

EveryRoseHasItsThorns: Oh. My. God. EDWARD! You know my nickname is Rose. And my username is- OMG, YOU SAID I HAD THORNS? YOU’RE DEAD, EDWARD!

Bells913: Oh. I see know. Heh. Although I don’t know that that’s a reason to get so bent out of shape.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: HA! You’re in for it now, Edward!

MountainLion: Ah, I just thought it would be a nice blow to her self-esteem.

JazzItUp has joined the chatroom.

EveryRoseHasItsThorns has left the chatroom.

MountainLion has left the chatroom.

JazzItUp: Hi, guys. Is it just me, or am I getting some really p. vibes from Rosalie?

FortuneTeller: It’s not just you, Jazz.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Edward’s ticked her off. Well, considering everyone’s always ticked off at him, it’s not a big deal. But she’s freaking out.

Bells913: Emmett!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Whoops. Sorry. Did I say something bad about your dear darling Eddykins? HAHAHAHA.

JazzItUp: Whoa.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: HAHAHAHA!

FortuneTeller: This is hilarious!

Bells913: Will someone PLEASE clue me in as to what’s going on?

JazzItUp: Rosalie’s screaming at Edward. It would be hilarious if she weren’t so furious. She’s blowing this way out of proportion. Her MSN name isn’t THAT bad.

FortuneTeller: No, it isn’t, but you know how those two are. Apparently Edward ticked her off yesterday, so I’m guessing she’s using this as an excuse to kick the crap out of him.

Bells913: Well, it sounds awful. Someone break it up before they kill each other!

StregoniBenefici has joined the chatroom.

StregoniBenefici: What on Earth is going on between Edward and Rosalie?

JazzItUp: Edward’s ticked Rosalie off.

StregoniBenefici: Well, they’re making an awful racket. It’s making Esme fretful. She worries they might get physical, and although I doubt that, you know Esme.

Bells913: Umm . . . Carlisle, is that you?

FortuneTeller: Who else would have an MSN name like that, Bella?

Bells913: Sorry. It was just . . . unexpected.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Heck yeah it's unexpected. Dad, you’ve got an MSN?

StregoniBenefici: I hear all of you talk about it so much, I figured why not?

Bells913: You guys must be the only vamps in the world to have MSN.

JazzItUp: Yeah, probably.

Bells913: OMG. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Volturi had MSN?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Not really. Because then they might SPAM US. -gasp-

FortuneTeller: Gosh. Rosalie’s really letting Edward have it. He sounds like he’s enjoying it.

Bells913: -sighs- Men.

FortuneTeller: -sighs- Vampire men.

JazzItUp: I should be mad about that last comment, but Rosalie’s mood is very distracting.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Well, as our manly companionship isn’t satisfying for the two of you LADIES, I’m leaving. I want to go see this fight with my own eyes, hahaha.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has left the chatroom.

StregoniBenefici: Jasper, perhaps you should go calm the two of them down?

JazzItUp: Alright, I will.

JazzItUP has left the chatroom.

StregoniBenefici: Well, I’m leaving; it’s time for my shift at the hospital. Goodbye, Alice, goodbye, Bella.

Bells913: See you, Carlisle. Hopefully not at the hospital, but you know what I mean.

StregoniBenefici: -chuckle- Indeed I do. I’m off.

StregoniBenefici has left the chatroom.

Bells913: Alice?

FortuneTeller: Whoops. Zoned out for a moment. Hmm. Tomorrow’s going to be sunny- we won’t be out and about, Bella, so perhaps you can come over here tomorrow? Or Edward could come get you.

Bells913: Alright.

FortuneTeller: OOH! Or you could come over now! We could make it to Port Angeles, do some shopping, and come back by nightfall.

Bells913: Gah! No!

FortuneTeller: Pleeeaaaasseeee? -puppy dog eyes-

Bells913: Alice. Please. Have mercy.

FortuneTeller: -grins ruthlessly- No. But please come.

Bells913: FINE.

FortuneTeller: YAY! I’ll be over ASAP!

FortuneTeller has left the chatroom.

Bells913 has left the chatroom.

Reacties:

JaeHwa zei op 2 mei 2010 - 0:22:
hahaha XD

Rosie16 zei op 28 dec 2009 - 16:42:
Haha!Lollig

SasjaFanpire zei op 15 okt 2009 - 17:06:
More its funny

xColour zei op 15 okt 2009 - 14:59:
hahaha deze is leuk..

meer XD

suzanxvampir zei op 20 sep 2009 - 17:23:
deze staat toch ook op zo'n engelse fanfiction-site?
Of is die ook van jou? ;o