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the cullens have msn?

wrestling

MountainLion has entered the chatroom.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has entered the chatroom.

JazzItUp has entered the chatroom.

MountainLion: Hello, gentlemen.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Cut the crap, Edward. I am so ticked at you right now, you know that, right?

MountainLion: Oh, yes, I know, and I’m enjoying it very much.

JazzItUp: Emmett, why are you mad at Edward?

MountainLion: He’s mad because I bet on you in last night’s wrestling match and made a nice profit out of it, too. Rosalie’s also pretty steamed, considering her purse is now a hundred dollars lighter.

JazzItUp: You bet on me? Thanks.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: He was SUPPOSED to bet on me. Because, you know, I bet on him last time you two went at it.

MountainLion: And it went on and on until Esme told us to stop, so you still didn’t get anything.

JazzItUp: You bet on Edward? Why didn’t you tell me? -glares-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Because that would have given you the motivation to kick Edward’s butt.

MountainLion: -snorts- As if.

JazzItUp: Oh, a little arrogant, are we?

MountainLion: Quite so, actually.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Face it, Ed- you’d never win if you weren’t a freaky little mindreader.

MountainLion: Ahem. Being the fastest does have its advantages, you know, Emmett. So even if I couldn’t pick the moves out of your thoughts, I still could avoid you.

JazzItUp: Emmett, maybe. But what about me?

MountainLion: I think I’d have a fair chance.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -snorts- Well then. If you think you’re so good, let’s get a few extra opinions, shall we? I’ll be right back!

JazzItUp: Where has he gone?

MountainLion: To get Rosalie. Which isn’t fair, because you know she’ll side with him.

JazzItUp: Hmmm. I’m going to go find Alice. She’ll side with me, of course.

MountainLion: Fine then! I’ll get Bella, if you two are gallivanting off to find your little friends.

RedRose has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller has entered the chatroom.

Bells913 has entered the chatroom.

Bells913: Hello, boys.

FortuneTeller: Hi!

RedRose: Ahem. Can we get this over with?

MountainLion: Hi, Bella.

FortuneTeller: Ahem. Edward. I’m waiting for a hello.

MountainLion: You’re on Jasper’s side. I can’t fraternize with the enemy.

RedRose: What the heck are you three goons doing?

JazzItUp: We’re getting a few outsider opinions.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Of course, we all know who you three will pick.

Bells913: WTF?

MountainLion: We’re discussing who would win in a fight if I wasn’t a mindreader.

RedRose: Emmett would, of course.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Thanks, babe! -smooch-

FortuneTeller: -scoffs- Of course not. It would be Jasper. I can’t see that, of course, because Edward is a mindreader and any fight you three got into would pretty much always go to his advantage, but I know it would be Jasper if that weren't the case.

JazzItUp: Thanks, Alice!

FortuneTeller: No prob. Bella, any opinion?

Bells913: I think mine goes without saying. Edward, naturally.

MountainLion: Thank you, Bella. I owe you one.

Bells913: Ooooh! The next time you guys fight, can I watch?

MountainLion: Erm . . .

JazzItUp: I think that’s a good idea. She’ll be able to watch me nearly kick your butt every time.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: NO. She’ll be able to watch me kick the crap out of BOTH of you.

MountainLion: Yeah, right.

FortuneTeller: Gosh. I never realized how seriously you three took those silly little mock-fights.

RedRose: Seriously. You guys are so childish.

Bells913: Don’t worry about it, girls. They’re just being boys.

JazzItUp: Take it seriously? Being boys? Of COURSE we do.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Amen, brother!

JazzItUp: Women. -sighs-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Vampire women. -sighs-

Bells913: Ahem!

MountainLion: Human women. -sighs- Happy now?

Bells913: Not really. I’d be happier being included under the vampire category.

MountainLion: Bella. Not now, okay?

Bells913: FINE.

JazzItUp: What are we talking about now?

FortuneTeller: Bella’s still trying to get Edward to make her a vampire. Although that has already been decided, hasn’t it? For after THE BIG DAY?

RedRose: What’s THE BIG DAY? Oh. Wait. I know.

MountainLion: Guys!!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: The day Bella becomes our wittle sissy!

Bells913: “Wittle sissy”�? Good God, Emmett.

MountainLion: Seriously. I never knew you could be that weird. And here I was thinking Alice was the annoying oddball.

FortuneTeller: EDWARD!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Nah, of course not. I couldn’t usurp Alice’s role as the annoying little pest.

FortuneTeller: GRRRRRRRR. -snarls-

MountainLion: Good Lord, Alice. Did you really just snarl? Out loud?

FortuneTeller: YES.

RedRose: Hahaha! Now you know what it feels like, Alice!

MountainLion: To know what WHAT feels like, Rosalie?

RedRose: To want to kill you, Edward! Notice my username has changed?

Bells913: This is priceless. Ha!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Okay, you guys. Let’s save THIS fight for later and get back to the original discussion.

JazzItUp: Yeah. Are you sure you pick Edward, Bella?

Bells913: Yes. No offense, Jasper, but I think Edward would win.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Maybe against Jasper. But what about me?

Bells913: Oh, definitely.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: BELLA!

FortuneTeller: Oooh, Emmett. Burn.

MountainLion: HA! Thanks, Bella!

Bells913: My pleasure, Edward.

JazzItUp: Okay. Well, we’ve each got one supporter. I think we need to call in some more people.

MountainLion: You’re going to get Carlisle?

FortuneTeller: You are, Jasper? You know Carlisle won’t take a side.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: If he doesn’t pick me, I’m going to bite myself.

FortuneTeller: You do that, Emmett. It’ll be hilarious when he doesn’t pick you.

RedRose: You don’t know that he won’t, Alice.

FortuneTeller: Ahem. I kind of do, Rosalie. -taps forehead-

RedRose: OH YEAH. I forgot.

MountainLion: What, you forgot the Little Freak’s abilities?

FortuneTeller: Edward, you are SO GOING DOWN.

JazzItUp: Here comes Carlisle, along with someone else . . .

MountainLion: HOLY CROW.

Bells913: I thought that was my line! Who’s coming?

StregoniBenefici has entered the chatroom.

MamaVamp has entered the chatroom.

RedRose: “MamaVamp”�? OMG. ESME?!

FortuneTeller:

MountainLion: Esme!

Bells913: ESME?

MamaVamp: No need to sound so surprised!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Holy cow. Carlisle is one thing- Mom, you got an MSN?!

MamaVamp: Yes. Carlisle told me about it.

StregoniBenefici: Yes, I did. I’m quite surprised that you actually made one, dear.

MamaVamp: Is it that hard to believe?

StregoniBenefici: Sort of.

JazzItUp: Okay, back to the original conversation!

MountainLion: You filled them in, then, Jasper?

MamaVamp: Yes, he did. I don’t think you three should even be discussing this.

MountainLion: It is rather distasteful of us, isn’t it? But we really do want to know.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Oh, yeah, suck up to her, Edward.

MountainLion: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

FortuneTeller: Esme, Carlisle, will you please pick one of them so that we can get this over with?

MamaVamp: I’m not choosing any one of you. I love you all equally and think that all of you could succeed.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Ah, Mom, you’re no fun. Carlisle?

StregoniBenefici: Same here.

Bells913: Well, that’s that, isn’t it? You all have one person who thinks you’d win.

MountainLion: Yeah, well . . .

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Ah, you don’t count, Bella, because you’re completely obsessed with Edward. You'd pick him to win anything.

FortuneTeller: That isn’t nice, Emmett.

Bells913: WHY I OUGHT TO . . . If I don’t count, then Alice and Rosalie don’t, either.

RedRose: Hey! I do so count.

FortuneTeller: -sigh- Rosalie. Please. This isn’t about you.

RedRose: Grrrr.

MountainLion: Emmett, you leave Bella alone. You’re just mad that Carlisle and Esme didn’t vote for you.

JazzItUp: I guess we’ll have to settle this the old-fashioned way.

Bells913: How?

MountainLion: Excellent idea, Jasper! Only you know it won’t be fair.

RedRose: You three aren’t talking about another mock-fight, are you?

FortuneTeller: Oh, they are.

MamaVamp: Boys . . .

Bells913: Oooh! Can I watch?

MountainLion: Certainly.

Bells913: Yay! Come get me, Edward!

MountainLion: Be right there!

Bells913 has left the chatroom.

MountainLion has left the chatroom.

MamaVamp: -sigh- Boys, just don’t get yourselves hurt, alright?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Ah, don’t worry, Mom, we’ll be fine.

StregoniBenefici: You three . . . -shakes head- Well, I’m out of here.

StregoniBenefici has left the chatroom.

MamaVamp has left the chatroom.

FortuneTeller: I’m leaving, too. I’m going to go set things up. Good luck, Jasper.

JazzItUp: Thanks, Alice!

FortuneTeller has left the chatroom.

RedRose has left the chatroom.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has left the chatroom.

JazzItUp has left the chatroom.

Reacties:

Rosie16 zei op 28 dec 2009 - 16:54:
Haha x'D

VAMPSEY zei op 3 nov 2009 - 19:59:
Haha - dit is echt geweldig! ^^
Ik wil zó hard meer lezen! :'D

Earlinde zei op 3 nov 2009 - 16:38:
moreeee!!!!!!

xColour zei op 25 okt 2009 - 15:16:
meer
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