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xjeszell zei op 20 maart 2012 - 20:20:
Ik: *zit in wiskunde klas en spuit deo*
Najim: Wow, ik dacht dat je aan het roken was!
*stilte*
Enise: Wie rookte er? o.o
Ik: *zit in wiskunde klas en spuit deo*
Najim: Wow, ik dacht dat je aan het roken was!
*stilte*
Enise: Wie rookte er? o.o
xNadezhda zei op 25 maart 2012 - 16:33:
Love: a combination of emotions, cognitions and behaviors that often play a crucial role in intimate relationships.
- aldus mijn boek voor sociale psychologie.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he looks like Robert Redford.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
- aldus verschillende 4- tot 8-jarige kinderen.
(moest ik even met jullie delen. -flitst terug naar textbook-)
Love: a combination of emotions, cognitions and behaviors that often play a crucial role in intimate relationships.
- aldus mijn boek voor sociale psychologie.
Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he looks like Robert Redford.
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.
- aldus verschillende 4- tot 8-jarige kinderen.
(moest ik even met jullie delen. -flitst terug naar textbook-)
CosmicPurple zei op 25 maart 2012 - 16:51:
Angel, saint, Devil's spawn, good or evil, you've got me pinned to the wall and labeled as yours until the day I die. And if you die first, then it won't be long before I follow.
- V.C. Andrews
Angel, saint, Devil's spawn, good or evil, you've got me pinned to the wall and labeled as yours until the day I die. And if you die first, then it won't be long before I follow.
- V.C. Andrews
CosmicPurple zei op 25 maart 2012 - 18:27:
-I talk to myself a lot. It bothers people though, because I use a megaphone.
-I'm not a drinker ââ¬â my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
-Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
(geen idee van wie)
-I talk to myself a lot. It bothers people though, because I use a megaphone.
-I'm not a drinker ââ¬â my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
-Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
(geen idee van wie)
TWINcest zei op 26 maart 2012 - 23:26:
Iemand vertelde dit aan mij en ik vond het te grappig om niet te delen.
Jongeman tegenover mij in de trein: Ik snap dat je je kapsel wilt controleren in de spiegelende glazen van m'n zonnebril. Maar je begrijpt wel dat ik er door heen kijk, toch?
Iemand vertelde dit aan mij en ik vond het te grappig om niet te delen.
Jongeman tegenover mij in de trein: Ik snap dat je je kapsel wilt controleren in de spiegelende glazen van m'n zonnebril. Maar je begrijpt wel dat ik er door heen kijk, toch?
Pline zei op 28 maart 2012 - 7:35:
Hahahaha deze is gewoon hilarisch ^^
[...] Ik snap dat je je kapsel wilt controleren in de spiegelende glazen van m'n zonnebril. Maar je begrijpt wel dat ik er door heen kijk, toch?
Hahahaha deze is gewoon hilarisch ^^
neversay zei op 28 maart 2012 - 14:59:
Ik had vandaag taaldorp Engels ik moest bij het politiebureau een gestolen telefoon aangeven.
Zo'n dudie vroeg hoe de telefoon eruit zag.
Ik: Oh it is eh *kijkt op blaadje en ziet dat daar rood/blauw/geel staat* red, blue and yellow.
Dudie: Oh, like a rainbow!
Ik: Yeah exactly like a rainbow!
Het bleek dat je dus gewoon een kleur moest kiezen. x'D
Edit: -op twitter-
Ik: ARGHHH HET IS UIT.
Fabian: Huh, met wie? o.o
Ik had vandaag taaldorp Engels ik moest bij het politiebureau een gestolen telefoon aangeven.
Zo'n dudie vroeg hoe de telefoon eruit zag.
Ik: Oh it is eh *kijkt op blaadje en ziet dat daar rood/blauw/geel staat* red, blue and yellow.
Dudie: Oh, like a rainbow!
Ik: Yeah exactly like a rainbow!
Het bleek dat je dus gewoon een kleur moest kiezen. x'D
Edit: -op twitter-
Ik: ARGHHH HET IS UIT.
Fabian: Huh, met wie? o.o
xEmma zei op 28 maart 2012 - 19:53:
That's the question-deelnemer; "Dit dier verleidde Eva tot het eten van de verboden vrucht. Een eland."
That's the question-deelnemer; "Dit dier verleidde Eva tot het eten van de verboden vrucht. Een eland."
CosmicPurple zei op 1 april 2012 - 19:49:
People say, Im going to sleep now, as if it were nothing. But its really a bizarre activity. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, Im going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. If you didnt know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie youd seen. They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the mind adventures got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they werent unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee. So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe youre in a science fiction movie. And whisper, The creature is regenerating itself.
- George Carlin.
People say, Im going to sleep now, as if it were nothing. But its really a bizarre activity. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, Im going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. If you didnt know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie youd seen. They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the mind adventures got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they werent unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee. So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe youre in a science fiction movie. And whisper, The creature is regenerating itself.
- George Carlin.
CosmicPurple zei op 1 april 2012 - 19:50:
Youre going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words. Those are the talks youll remember. Its ok not to know the answer and silence is not awkward. Its shared, so share it more often than not.
- Jeff Stuckel
Youre going to discover that conversations are best at 4am. The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words. Those are the talks youll remember. Its ok not to know the answer and silence is not awkward. Its shared, so share it more often than not.
- Jeff Stuckel
CosmicPurple zei op 2 april 2012 - 1:07:
"Fat" is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.
I mean, is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring or cruel? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? Im not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain
I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadnt seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? Youve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!
Well, I said, slightly nonplussed, the last time you saw me Id just had a baby.
What I felt like saying was, Ive produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Arent either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size? But no - my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!
Id rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny - a thousand things, before thin. And frankly, Id rather they didnt give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.
ââ¬â J.K. Rowling
"Fat" is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.
I mean, is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring or cruel? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? Im not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain
I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadnt seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? Youve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!
Well, I said, slightly nonplussed, the last time you saw me Id just had a baby.
What I felt like saying was, Ive produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Arent either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size? But no - my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!
Id rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny - a thousand things, before thin. And frankly, Id rather they didnt give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.
ââ¬â J.K. Rowling
xjeszell zei op 3 april 2012 - 15:21:
Me: "Sorry - I'm shaking like an idiot!"
RK: "You're NOT an idiot!"
Doos: "We'll be front row!"
Jamie: "You better be!"
Leonie: "We didn't sleep. Got up at three..."
Jamie: "What, why?"
Leonie and I: "No sleep, if you're a beautiful freak!"
Jamie: "...."
*stilte*
Jamie: "OH!"
Me: "Sorry - I'm shaking like an idiot!"
RK: "You're NOT an idiot!"
Doos: "We'll be front row!"
Jamie: "You better be!"
Leonie: "We didn't sleep. Got up at three..."
Jamie: "What, why?"
Leonie and I: "No sleep, if you're a beautiful freak!"
Jamie: "...."
*stilte*
Jamie: "OH!"
xEmma zei op 3 april 2012 - 15:43:
Sophie; het thema is casino. Wat moeten we dragen?
Emma; er lopen daar altijd vrouwen rond die uit zijn op geld. Dus waarschijnlijk iets sletterigs.
Sophie; oh, daar heb ik wel genoeg van.
Sophie; het thema is casino. Wat moeten we dragen?
Emma; er lopen daar altijd vrouwen rond die uit zijn op geld. Dus waarschijnlijk iets sletterigs.
Sophie; oh, daar heb ik wel genoeg van.
I'm a galley slave to pen and ink.
-Honore de Balzac